It seems that as well as a serious guilty feeling about how much we ate and drank over the festive period, the New Year has also brought along a rather nasty version of THE PLAGUE. It’s not the usual set of sniffles which we are used to, this illness has us dropping like flies and contemplating having tissues and painkillers surgically attached. So here are a few helpful hints from The Lounge to get us through this year’s Black Death:
- Take a tip from sleeping beauty, knock yourself out with a few pain killers and hope that when you wake up the world will be a less flem filled place.
- Become the bed ridden Phone Jacker and phone the people in your office seeing how long you last without them hanging up on you.
- Learn to play a new instrument using objects around you to ‘entertain’ your visitors – a water cup orchestra, sick bowl band and duvet swishing serenade are some favourites.
- Finally, come up with an over-arching theory for everything that happens and then try and use the theory to answer all of life's unanswered questions.
Try these and you’ll be feeling right as rain in no time!
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